Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
Coming this holiday season, a down-and-out rapper witnesses terrorists kidnapping none other than Santa Claus in a back alley after a dice game on Christmas Eve.
Finding his magical sleigh down the street, he knows what he has to do, and this Christmas, tell the kids they're still getting a present, but "X GON' GIVE IT TO YA!"