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Bludgeontry


So, with all the alt-school models floating around these days, I figured there needs to be one centered around a more thrashing-oriented structure that encourages kids to learn as fast as their tolerance for pain allows.

The beat-until-educated approach has been critically acclaimed worldwide, and gets near-immediate results. Welcome to Bludegontry, the world's foremost pain-based academy.

"Ok, Johnny, I'm going to BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT A QUAGGA IS!"

"The knowledge! It hurts!"

Posted: Aug. 27, 2014

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