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When I wrote my song "Ass-Kicking Genie," I was high on beaver pelts.


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This year, get her...



This year, on Valentine's Day, be sure to get her the gift that will satisfy her like nothing else can....

Posted: Feb. 14, 2019



Consult your doctor



Ask your doctor if it's right for you. Side effects include not being able to ride a bike for a while....

Posted: Jan. 31, 2019



Moral Advice Ads #2



Gillette are trying to set trends by pushing consumers to do better at something their product has nothing to do with. Other companies are starting to follow the trend....

Posted: Jan. 21, 2019



Moral Advice Ads



Gillette are trying to set trends by pushing consumers to do better at something their product has nothing to do with. Other companies are starting to follow the trend....

Posted: Jan. 18, 2019



Straw Life



Because we know you have concerns, about straws, and about turtles. So we listened. Kinda. I mean, we caught the important bits. Pretty sure....

Posted: Jan. 03, 2019



Sustainable Gifts



Do you want to buy gifts for your friends and family, but don't want the gluttonous consumerism of the season lead you to buy against your values?

Well, all these gift suggestions really respect th...

Posted: Dec. 15, 2018



Unpopular Church Names



Survey results for the least-popular names for churches in the United States....

Posted: Nov. 29, 2018



It's a dog's life



I'm not usually one for tepid office humor, but this one's for my people living that "Office Space" life....

Posted: Nov. 21, 2018



Movie Sheriffs



Sheriffs in small towns never seem to do much. In the movies, anyhow. We all know that law enforcement officers in real life are upstanding collectors of speeding-ticket revenue for the small town the...

Posted: Oct. 31, 2018



The Art and Science...



The total and complete guide to both the technical details and artistic nuance of turning your crank on public transit.
The latest version includes two new chapters on light rail and subways....

Posted: Sep. 06, 2018



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