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More Horoscopes



Star signs. The zodiac. Horoscopes. Astrology. Mumbo. Jumbo. Hocus. Pocus? Whatever you want to call it, it's here, and it's as real as anything on the Internet.

What does the future hold for you?...

Posted: Jan. 30, 2018



Every Day is Doomsday



With the recent move of the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists' Doomsday Clock to two minutes until midnight, it strikes me that we could use some other predictive clocks, to help us with more mundane conc...

Posted: Jan. 25, 2018



Colors! C-c-c-c-colors!



Yup, there we have it. The gang colors of the past were much more elaborate and festive, and the violence that went with these seemingly foppish getups would make modern-day "gangstas" shit their pant...

Posted: Jan. 18, 2018



Alt Universe Fact #32



The universe contains so many mysteries. The multiverse hypothesis states that every decision ever made by... anything... results in a branch-off into an alternate universe for the road not taken.

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Posted: Jan. 14, 2018



2017 In Review



2017 has been a hell of a year. I don't know about the rest of you out there, but I sure learned a lot. What exactly did I learn? Well, I wrote it down for you in convenient list format. Enjoy....

Posted: Dec. 31, 2017



Gift Ideas



Ever know someone who you just, for whatever reason, cannot stand? Someone you loathe, whose very existence infuriates you? Do they have a rotten child whom they don't discipline and you can tell is g...

Posted: Dec. 23, 2017



Time to Read!



We all wish we had more time to read, but sometimes modern life is so hectic, it can be hard to find a moment to indulge yourself. The United Literacy Council has a few tips to help find yourself some...

Posted: Dec. 19, 2017



The Oregon Life



Sometimes, one still feels the flow, even though rap is no longer the bread-and-butter of the day. What do you all think of my dope Oregon Trail fire?

Note: Since I live in Oregon, I can make Orego...

Posted: Dec. 12, 2017



Favorite Celebrations



In an extra-official* poll, I was able to find out what people are celebrating in December these days.
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Posted: Dec. 11, 2017



Top ten WORST



These are the worst pickup lines from fellas on the make in 2017. Trust me, guys, don't use these... they don't work as well as one might think....

Posted: Dec. 08, 2017



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