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Tom Clancy's Dog Sitter



Man, I was going thru my stuff and found this game. I used to love playing this with my friends, all jacked-up on Jolt Cola and cocaine, until the wee hours of the morning, before crashing and passing...

Posted: May. 18, 2018



Milkin' what now?



Ever wonder how the good people at your local organic bullshit co-op get you the premium non-bovine milk that everyone loves? By following these simple steps!...

Posted: May. 11, 2018



Cry Closet?



So, the University of Utah went and installed a box for students to weep in. I think this is ridiculous. Real life doesn't have such accommodations. You're just gonna have to cry in the break room lik...

Posted: May. 07, 2018



Road Trip Games!



A timeline of the various games played in cars which involve both perception and violence. So many siblings' arms, damaged. Anyhow, here's the chart. Seems "Slug Bug" is eternal....

Posted: May. 04, 2018



Giraffe defenses



Giraffes. Nature's neckiest creature. By god, I hate the shit out of every last one of them, but they have interesting defense mechanisms when they are confronted by predators.
Created for SauceTown ...

Posted: Apr. 30, 2018



Tea Time!



Ever find yourself wondering "what is the perfect tea for my moods, which vary, and require different types of tea?" Well, fret not, you're probably just real dumb. If not, I have a handy chart, which...

Posted: Apr. 25, 2018



One-stop shopping for hurt



They're little slivers of another person's existence. Maybe a family, maybe a lonely bachelor, maybe a glutton. Our shopping lists really are a reflection of our souls....

Posted: Apr. 24, 2018



It's trashy



Oh, Chef Boyardee, patron saint of mothers with X number of squirming, shrieking children to feed, what will you think of next?...

Posted: Apr. 19, 2018



The Spice Must Flow?



Everyday, ordinary spices have hidden homepathic uses you might not be aware of. I put together this handy chart to help you figure out which spices and herbs and such might be able to help you next t...

Posted: Apr. 13, 2018



Alternative Payment Methods



The original alternative payment methods....

Posted: Apr. 12, 2018



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