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In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.


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Giraffe defenses



Giraffes. Nature's neckiest creature. By god, I hate the shit out of every last one of them, but they have interesting defense mechanisms when they are confronted by predators....

Posted: Apr. 30, 2018



Tea Time!



Ever find yourself wondering "what is the perfect tea for my moods, which vary, and require different types of tea?" Well, fret not, you're probably just real dumb. If not, I have a handy chart, which...

Posted: Apr. 25, 2018



One-stop shopping for hurt



They're little slivers of another person's existence. Maybe a family, maybe a lonely bachelor, maybe a glutton. Our shopping lists really are a reflection of our souls....

Posted: Apr. 24, 2018



It's trashy



Oh, Chef Boyardee, patron saint of mothers with X number of squirming, shrieking children to feed, what will you think of next?...

Posted: Apr. 19, 2018



The Spice Must Flow?



Everyday, ordinary spices have hidden homepathic uses you might not be aware of. I put together this handy chart to help you figure out which spices and herbs and such might be able to help you next t...

Posted: Apr. 13, 2018



Alternative Payment Methods



The original alternative payment methods....

Posted: Apr. 12, 2018



The Zuck factor



That Mark Zuckerberg, lord of online data collection and ruler of online media outlets, always under scrutiny for acting not quite right. Regardless of the reason, I've got some ideas I think he could...

Posted: Apr. 11, 2018



Goose Fact



Ah, the splendor of the natural world and all its creatures. ...

Posted: Apr. 04, 2018



Thirsty? Have a soda.



After a hard day's work, the flavor of the briny deep is there for you, to quench your thirst in a wiggly, undulating way. Pick up a smooth, refreshing can of TentaCola® today!...

Posted: Apr. 03, 2018



Things I Say To My Cat



Cats. Who doesn't like cats? Assholes, that's who. But cats themselves are assholes. Someone suggested I document things I say to my cat in a day, so I did. Here's the list....

Posted: Mar. 29, 2018



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