So, in my ongoing experiments on how to be completely unscrupulous for personal gain, I'm launching some laboratory-grade clickbait on to social media, to gauge if my "click sense" is tuned to that of...
Posted: May. 20, 2015
Ah, how could the world have forgotten the works of Marcus Q. Mark? Oh wait, they didn't!
Posted: May. 17, 2015
Savage Henry Cover
Last month, I was asked to do an "alternate universe" style cover for some chums at Savage Henry Independent Times in the theme of "punk," and so I did.
Posted: May. 09, 2015
Adolf at the bat
Just when you thought there would never be another good underdog sports movie, along comes "Designated Hitler!"
Posted: Apr. 28, 2015
He's going APE!
Coming this fall, is the heartwarming tale of a Las Vegas pimp who happens to have a tragic accident, costing him the use of his legs.
Posted: Apr. 26, 2015
GALLERY: Earth Day, 2015
Clicky-click to view some helpful tips on how to be more enviro-conscious....
Posted: Apr. 24, 2015
A group of friends go fishing in the woods, and encounter the legendary King of Pop, brought back to life by a genie, or a dying child's wish, or Robin Williams or something.
Posted: Apr. 22, 2015
So, I was thinking of how fugly Crocs (the shoe) are, and what could be done to mitigate the trauma resulting from seeing them worn in public places.
Posted: Apr. 01, 2015
Yeah, everyone's read one of these, be it voluntarily, or incidentally at a dentist's office or at the hairsmith. I swear, every issue has something about thumbing buttholes. I'm not sure who the peop...
Posted: Mar. 22, 2015
Help! My nanny is...
Now this, THIS is what I call revolutionary television programming. I'm gonna be riveted to my seat all season....
Posted: Mar. 21, 2015