He's going APE!
Coming this fall, is the heartwarming tale of a Las Vegas pimp who happens to have a tragic accident, costing him the use of his legs.
Posted: Apr. 26, 2015
GALLERY: Earth Day, 2015
Clicky-click to view some helpful tips on how to be more enviro-conscious....
Posted: Apr. 24, 2015
A group of friends go fishing in the woods, and encounter the legendary King of Pop, brought back to life by a genie, or a dying child's wish, or Robin Williams or something.
Posted: Apr. 22, 2015
So, I was thinking of how fugly Crocs (the shoe) are, and what could be done to mitigate the trauma resulting from seeing them worn in public places.
Posted: Apr. 01, 2015
Yeah, everyone's read one of these, be it voluntarily, or incidentally at a dentist's office or at the hairsmith. I swear, every issue has something about thumbing buttholes. I'm not sure who the peop...
Posted: Mar. 22, 2015
Help! My nanny is...
Now this, THIS is what I call revolutionary television programming. I'm gonna be riveted to my seat all season....
Posted: Mar. 21, 2015
GALLERY: Bumper Stickers
Here are my bumper sticker ideas.
Posted: Mar. 06, 2015
50 Shades of Cent
So, apparently this upcoming movie has everyone super stoked. It's apparently about a rapper from New York who grew up on the mean streets before finding his true love: bondage play.
Posted: Feb. 09, 2015
Thrift Store Item Guide
You ever been at a secondhand or thrift store, and are wondering about the viability of the items available for purchase?
Posted: Feb. 07, 2015
B-33 Weapon System
Presenting the latest in cutting-edge anti-personnel weaponry. The B-33 is the latest in Wombtech Defense Research's line of insect-related war implements.
Posted: Feb. 03, 2015