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Creamed Corn



We all know that this particular foodstuff was invented specifically to provide entertainment for your gastro-intestinal tract.

Not just any entertainment, it's a damn THRILL RIDE for your shit chu...

Posted: Jan. 24, 2015



Martin Luther King Kong



This Martin Luther King Jr. day, see the carnage as a giant ape rampages through an unsuspecting, defenseless city. The townsfolk can think of no hope, outside of one man. A man with a dream... and a ...

Posted: Jan. 19, 2015



Killrus!



In the darkness of the arctic sea, it waited.
For years, it has shadowed the shore.
Now, a fishing expedition to the great white North will prove to be the greatest challenge for a group of friends,...

Posted: Dec. 15, 2014



Ghost Circumstance



From the depths of the popular science-fiction network's reality show department, comes the tale of a team of bold, intrepid paranormal investigators who stopped giving a shit long, long ago.

Watch...

Posted: Nov. 14, 2014



Oats n' Shit



I remember back in my day, we had wholesomeness in our breakfast cereals. But it wasn't just wholesomeness, no no. There was a lot of other shit, too.

That's why I like "Oats n' Shit" these days.
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Posted: Nov. 12, 2014



Pumpkin Spice Lattes for all



I've seen some bad science going around about what exactly is in Starbucks' pumpkin spice latte. I decided to do my own independent research on this, and I have the results right here. I think I point...

Posted: Nov. 11, 2014



GALLERY: Historical Quotes



I'm something of an amateur historian, and so I'll share a collection of less well-known quotes from famous historical figures. Click here to see all....

Posted: Oct. 28, 2014



Stalin in SPACE!



Terror... Soviet style!

Two brave cosmonauts, Ivan Ivanovich and Sergei Ilyich, accompany the frozen body of Josef Stalin into orbit, in order to send his body into the cosmos and send a message to...

Posted: Oct. 01, 2014



GALLERY: Nature Facts!



I've collected a handful of unusual nature facts, to enlighten my readers as to the splendor of nature. Click here to see them!...

Posted: Sep. 30, 2014



Golden Girls 2014



Flash-forward. All of the Golden Girls have been eliminated, except for one. Enter a nightmare web of intrigue, sex, and lies that has become Rose's life.
Follow her quest to avenge the others while ...

Posted: Sep. 14, 2014



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