Yeah, everyone's read one of these, be it voluntarily, or incidentally at a dentist's office or at the hairsmith. I swear, every issue has something about thumbing buttholes. I'm not sure who the peop...
Posted: Mar. 22, 2015
Help! My nanny is...
Now this, THIS is what I call revolutionary television programming. I'm gonna be riveted to my seat all season....
Posted: Mar. 21, 2015
GALLERY: Bumper Stickers
Here are my bumper sticker ideas.
Posted: Mar. 06, 2015
50 Shades of Cent
So, apparently this upcoming movie has everyone super stoked. It's apparently about a rapper from New York who grew up on the mean streets before finding his true love: bondage play.
Posted: Feb. 09, 2015
Thrift Store Item Guide
You ever been at a secondhand or thrift store, and are wondering about the viability of the items available for purchase?
Posted: Feb. 07, 2015
B-33 Weapon System
Presenting the latest in cutting-edge anti-personnel weaponry. The B-33 is the latest in Wombtech Defense Research's line of insect-related war implements.
Posted: Feb. 03, 2015
We all know that this particular foodstuff was invented specifically to provide entertainment for your gastro-intestinal tract.
Posted: Jan. 24, 2015
Martin Luther King Kong
This Martin Luther King Jr. day, see the carnage as a giant ape rampages through an unsuspecting, defenseless city. The townsfolk can think of no hope, outside of one man. A man with a dream... and a ...
Posted: Jan. 19, 2015
In the darkness of the arctic sea, it waited.
Posted: Dec. 15, 2014
From the depths of the popular science-fiction network's reality show department, comes the tale of a team of bold, intrepid paranormal investigators who stopped giving a shit long, long ago.
Posted: Nov. 14, 2014