Martin Luther King Kong
This Martin Luther King Jr. day, see the carnage as a giant ape rampages through an unsuspecting, defenseless city. The townsfolk can think of no hope, outside of one man. A man with a dream... and a ...
Posted: Jan. 19, 2015
In the darkness of the arctic sea, it waited.
Posted: Dec. 15, 2014
From the depths of the popular science-fiction network's reality show department, comes the tale of a team of bold, intrepid paranormal investigators who stopped giving a shit long, long ago.
Posted: Nov. 14, 2014
Oats n' Shit
I remember back in my day, we had wholesomeness in our breakfast cereals. But it wasn't just wholesomeness, no no. There was a lot of other shit, too.
Posted: Nov. 12, 2014
Pumpkin Spice Lattes for all
I've seen some bad science going around about what exactly is in Starbucks' pumpkin spice latte. I decided to do my own independent research on this, and I have the results right here. I think I point...
Posted: Nov. 11, 2014
GALLERY: Historical Quotes
I'm something of an amateur historian, and so I'll share a collection of less well-known quotes from famous historical figures. Click here to see all....
Posted: Oct. 28, 2014
Stalin in SPACE!
Terror... Soviet style!
Posted: Oct. 01, 2014
GALLERY: Nature Facts!
I've collected a handful of unusual nature facts, to enlighten my readers as to the splendor of nature. Click here to see them!...
Posted: Sep. 30, 2014
Golden Girls 2014
Flash-forward. All of the Golden Girls have been eliminated, except for one. Enter a nightmare web of intrigue, sex, and lies that has become Rose's life.
Posted: Sep. 14, 2014
What happens when everybody's favorite Shaq joins the local police force? Why, it's a non-stop rollercoaster of thrills, chills, spills, and kills! Topped with those one-of-a-kind Shaq catch phrases t...
Posted: Sep. 05, 2014