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Lion With a Penis



So, I was perusing social media the other day, and I say some utterly ridiculous and far-too-serious conversation in my feed, between a bunch of chuckleheads I don't know.

Standard stuff for the so...

Posted: Sep. 03, 2014



Bludgeontry



So, with all the alt-school models floating around these days, I figured there needs to be one centered around a more thrashing-oriented structure that encourages kids to learn as fast as their tolera...

Posted: Aug. 27, 2014



HorseSex Sim



So, I was walking past the game store in the mall the other day, and I saw this game on the big ol' demo screen.

I played it for about five minutes before determining that
a) people need to stop m...

Posted: Aug. 21, 2014



Hot Dogs!



Hotdogs, hot dogs, hotdogs, hot dogs, hotdogs... in your dreams, in every mirror, lurking behind every corner, on every painting, every billboard, every tree, leaf, and flower. Hotdogs, hot dogs, hotd...

Posted: Aug. 13, 2014



Diagnosis: Hulkamania



Coming this fall, a downtown hospital has trouble with an overload of new patients, so they hire the only man who can get it all done: Dr. Terrence Hogan. Watch as he impresses patients and staff alik...

Posted: Aug. 12, 2014



Relative Units of Measure



In case anyone needs clarification on the "new school" of relative units of measure, I happen to have made a handy chart. Clickity for full-size....

Posted: Jul. 30, 2014



The Great Ant Struggle



In 2014, there was a war going on in my kitchen. Thousands would fight, thousands would die. What can one man do against such reckless hunger?

Well, the Great Ant Struggle was eventually resolved b...

Posted: Jul. 03, 2014



Buttsex Island



From the masters of anus-friction-related horror, comes a story of what happens when the guy from Growing Pains (not Kirk Cameron) gets trapped on an island full of cannibals who like it in the dumper...

Posted: Jul. 01, 2014



Kill Bill Cosby



Grievously wronged by an evil pudding company, one sweater-wearing ninja takes on entire armies, and skilled assassins, just to get his chocolatey-sweet revenge. Coming this summer to a theater near y...

Posted: Jun. 30, 2014



Impossible Sausage



This winter, four friends discover an abandoned bratwurst museum behind a popular shopping mall, and end up being forced to somehow eat a full serving of sausage with some kind of crazy bullshit locke...

Posted: Jun. 20, 2014



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