What happens when everybody's favorite Shaq joins the local police force? Why, it's a non-stop rollercoaster of thrills, chills, spills, and kills! Topped with those one-of-a-kind Shaq catch phrases t...
Posted: Sep. 05, 2014
Rat ID Chart
So, I made a handy chart for my pal Jesse Lindsay, comparing the appearance and habits of the European Black Rat (rattus rattus) and the Norwegian Brown Rat (rattus norvegicus) - so that he could dete...
Posted: Sep. 04, 2014
Lion With a Penis
So, I was perusing social media the other day, and I say some utterly ridiculous and far-too-serious conversation in my feed, between a bunch of chuckleheads I don't know.
Posted: Sep. 03, 2014
So, with all the alt-school models floating around these days, I figured there needs to be one centered around a more thrashing-oriented structure that encourages kids to learn as fast as their tolera...
Posted: Aug. 27, 2014
So, I was walking past the game store in the mall the other day, and I saw this game on the big ol' demo screen.
Posted: Aug. 21, 2014
Hotdogs, hot dogs, hotdogs, hot dogs, hotdogs... in your dreams, in every mirror, lurking behind every corner, on every painting, every billboard, every tree, leaf, and flower. Hotdogs, hot dogs, hotd...
Posted: Aug. 13, 2014
Coming this fall, a downtown hospital has trouble with an overload of new patients, so they hire the only man who can get it all done: Dr. Terrence Hogan. Watch as he impresses patients and staff alik...
Posted: Aug. 12, 2014
Relative Units of Measure
In case anyone needs clarification on the "new school" of relative units of measure, I happen to have made a handy chart. Clickity for full-size....
Posted: Jul. 30, 2014
The Great Ant Struggle
In 2014, there was a war going on in my kitchen. Thousands would fight, thousands would die. What can one man do against such reckless hunger?
Posted: Jul. 03, 2014
From the masters of anus-friction-related horror, comes a story of what happens when the guy from Growing Pains (not Kirk Cameron) gets trapped on an island full of cannibals who like it in the dumper...
Posted: Jul. 01, 2014