Hotdogs, hot dogs, hotdogs, hot dogs, hotdogs... in your dreams, in every mirror, lurking behind every corner, on every painting, every billboard, every tree, leaf, and flower. Hotdogs, hot dogs, hotd...
Posted: Aug. 13, 2014
Coming this fall, a downtown hospital has trouble with an overload of new patients, so they hire the only man who can get it all done: Dr. Terrence Hogan. Watch as he impresses patients and staff alik...
Posted: Aug. 12, 2014
Relative Units of Measure
In case anyone needs clarification on the "new school" of relative units of measure, I happen to have made a handy chart. Clickity for full-size....
Posted: Jul. 30, 2014
The Great Ant Struggle
In 2014, there was a war going on in my kitchen. Thousands would fight, thousands would die. What can one man do against such reckless hunger?
Posted: Jul. 03, 2014
From the masters of anus-friction-related horror, comes a story of what happens when the guy from Growing Pains (not Kirk Cameron) gets trapped on an island full of cannibals who like it in the dumper...
Posted: Jul. 01, 2014
Kill Bill Cosby
Grievously wronged by an evil pudding company, one sweater-wearing ninja takes on entire armies, and skilled assassins, just to get his chocolatey-sweet revenge. Coming this summer to a theater near y...
Posted: Jun. 30, 2014
This winter, four friends discover an abandoned bratwurst museum behind a popular shopping mall, and end up being forced to somehow eat a full serving of sausage with some kind of crazy bullshit locke...
Posted: Jun. 20, 2014
Bumper Sticker Guide #2
Bumper sticker analysis: THE REVENGE!
Posted: Jun. 19, 2014
When good drinks go bad.
Posted: Jun. 18, 2014
Booty. Booty! BOOTY!
Yes, I keep telling myself I'll stop making loops, but sometimes it's necessary, damnit!
Posted: May. 28, 2014