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When I wrote my song "Ass-Kicking Genie," I was high on beaver pelts.


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Jay-Z elevator fight, w/audio.



You might have seen this on the news, if you're into trashy celebrity shit from TMZ. However, their version doesn't tell the whole story.

I have managed to recover the audio using a proprietary tec...

Posted: May. 12, 2014



Big Doge T-shirt



Everyone's favorite retailer of apparel for morbidly obese white trash, Big Dogs, have a shirt regarding bad attitudes. I decided to fuse it with the "doge" meme that's been floating around. I don't u...

Posted: Apr. 30, 2014



Bumper Sticker Guide



Ever wish you could know more about drivers than just what their bumper sticker actually says? Well, I've created a guide to drivers, based on what they adorn their vehicle with.

All you have to do...

Posted: Apr. 24, 2014



Did You Know #1



You've probably seen these "Did You Know" factoids running around social media. Usually interesting little tidbits that you are statistically unlikely to know.

I made my own and threw them out ther...

Posted: Apr. 12, 2014



Did You Know #2



You've probably seen these "Did You Know" factoids running around social media. Usually interesting little tidbits that you are statistically unlikely to know.

I made my own and threw them out ther...

Posted: Apr. 12, 2014



Did You Know #3



You've probably seen these "Did You Know" factoids running around social media. Usually interesting little tidbits that you are statistically unlikely to know.

I made my own and threw them out ther...

Posted: Apr. 12, 2014



Did You Know #4



You've probably seen these "Did You Know" factoids running around social media. Usually interesting little tidbits that you are statistically unlikely to know.

I made my own and threw them out ther...

Posted: Apr. 12, 2014



Guess what?



You're not special!

I made this poster to keep people from getting the idea that they somehow can get the world to pull punches in their case, because they feel like it....

Posted: Apr. 08, 2014



You are...



...not special!

Just a reminder, in case any of you are confused as to exactly how much special treatment you can expect from everyone else who lives here....

Posted: Apr. 08, 2014



Tech N9ne BK commercial



A few years back, Burger King wanted to use Tech N9ne's song to sell their burgers. the ad was put together, but due to contractual issues, it was never able to be aired.

This footage is taken from...

Posted: Mar. 13, 2014



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