Tweets by @wombstretcha503
Wombstretcha.com
Do they have pimp cups for kids? Pimp sippy-cups?


view older → ← view newer

2017 In Review



2017 has been a hell of a year. I don't know about the rest of you out there, but I sure learned a lot. What exactly did I learn? Well, I wrote it down for you in convenient list format. Enjoy....

Posted: Dec. 31, 2017



Gift Ideas



Ever know someone who you just, for whatever reason, cannot stand? Someone you loathe, whose very existence infuriates you? Do they have a rotten child whom they don't discipline and you can tell is g...

Posted: Dec. 23, 2017



Time to Read!



We all wish we had more time to read, but sometimes modern life is so hectic, it can be hard to find a moment to indulge yourself. The United Literacy Council has a few tips to help find yourself some...

Posted: Dec. 19, 2017



The Oregon Life



Sometimes, one still feels the flow, even though rap is no longer the bread-and-butter of the day. What do you all think of my dope Oregon Trail fire?

Note: Since I live in Oregon, I can make Orego...

Posted: Dec. 12, 2017



Favorite Celebrations



In an extra-official* poll, I was able to find out what people are celebrating in December these days.
...

Posted: Dec. 11, 2017



Top ten WORST



These are the worst pickup lines from fellas on the make in 2017. Trust me, guys, don't use these... they don't work as well as one might think....

Posted: Dec. 08, 2017



Deals a-plenty!



Time to check out the circulars which come in that old-fashioned thing called a "news paper." I think they're all 97% advertising at this point anyway, with one fluff piece in the back about a watersk...

Posted: Dec. 02, 2017



Super effective...



We all know someone like this. Fresh out of jail, or out of a terrible relationship, or a long stretch of something bad. Has a new boyfriend who wears stained wifebeaters year-round, calls her affecti...

Posted: Nov. 29, 2017



Zuck run amok!



In recent days, there have been a series of rather light-hearted and G-rated memes on social media, poking fun of Facebook lord and master Mark Zuckerberg for seeming stiff and impersonal, like a robo...

Posted: Nov. 29, 2017



Sweet!



Sweeteners! They're in everything, but mostly drinks. Drinks are also where you tend to notice them the most. I have taken it upon myself to rank the most popular sweeteners (if you're disappointed yo...

Posted: Nov. 28, 2017



view older → ← view newer






© 2005 - 2017 Wombstretcha.com