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Bombs Away?



The Overworld Merchants Council reminds you to only buy locally-sourced, organically-grown, fair-trade bombs above the ground. Buy now, and buy often!...

Posted: Jul. 24, 2018



Juggalo Love



The plains of Africa has much to offer, with breathtaking scenery, the wildest animals, civil unrest, and... juggalo love?

Tune in this fall as two juggalos are sent on safari with the hopes of hit...

Posted: Jul. 18, 2018



Best in its class



Best in its class three years running. Runner up was the Nissan Leaf....

Posted: Jul. 14, 2018



Pest Control



The natural way to get things done....

Posted: Jun. 26, 2018



What's in Judge Judy?



Ever wonder what's inside America's most popular small-claims TV judge? Well, I've put together a handy chart, so you can reference it when you're watching the world's most ridiculous neighbors bicker...

Posted: Jun. 18, 2018



Ask your doctor



Available by prescription only....

Posted: Jun. 14, 2018



Know The Signs



They could be anywhere, at any time, waiting... watching... Learn how to spot them and save yourself time and money, maybe. If you were referred here from this graphic on social media or something, I'...

Posted: Jun. 04, 2018



Corporate History: Arby's



Ah, Arby's. The humble meat-themed fast foodery. They truly experienced the struggle to get their business off the ground....

Posted: Jun. 02, 2018



Corporate History: Kellogg's



In a fit of curiosity, I decided to look into the history of the company responsible for making breakfast what it is today. Namely, a bland, hurried affair....

Posted: May. 31, 2018



Thrill of the Tax



Coming soon for the XBone, the tale of a secret order of accountants who have exerted their influence over history for centuries. You take the role as chief accountant, and are sworn to undertake dang...

Posted: May. 25, 2018



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