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Pizza Ordering Tips!



Ever think you could be doing a better job of ordering pizza on the phone? Well, I have some surefire tips to help you maximize the quality of your pizza delivery experience. Read and learn!...

Posted: Nov. 16, 2017



Burger conundrum



I had this idea that a cut disk of pizza could serve as a perfect replacement for all the standard-method garnishes usually found on a burger. Onions, tomatoes, mushrooms... they could all be added in...

Posted: Nov. 11, 2017



Shit Grandmas Say...



Ah, old people. They say some interesting shit. A lost of the time, it's the same shit, over and over. Ths makes it less interesting. However, there's nobody who doesn't enjoy self-prophecy of death c...

Posted: Nov. 06, 2017



Stop! Stabbertime!



According to pretty much every slasher movie I've ever seen, this is 100% true. Just lumber along and death-kill everyone and you won't get caught by the cops. In fact, the only way you can be stopped...

Posted: Oct. 30, 2017



Grown-up Tastes



You can dance around it, you can make excuses, you can say it's okay if it's gourmet, or handmade by monks. You can claim there are exceptions for certain things like chicken nuggets or fries. Hell, y...

Posted: Oct. 24, 2017



Shit Grandmas Say...



Ah, old people. They say some interesting shit. A lost of the time, it's the same shit, over and over. Ths makes it less interesting. However, there's nobody who doesn't enjoy self-prophecy of death c...

Posted: Oct. 17, 2017



Safe Search: OFF!



You're a mature, responsible person, surely capable of handling the occasional adulty thing that pops up in a search every now and then. I mean, come on, right? If you can't trust yourself, can you re...

Posted: Oct. 10, 2017



Comic Sound Effects



Comic books have the interesting duty of translating sounds into words on paper. Sometimes it works, and sometimes... less so. Here are the least popular comic book sound effects in use today. ...

Posted: Oct. 04, 2017



Gotta Get Away



We all want to flout conventions sometimes, maybe walk on the wild side and fracture some of society's rules. Nothing wrong with that, but what you wear can make all the difference when you set out to...

Posted: Oct. 02, 2017



Milk is many things



Breakfast cereal. A seemingly simple concoction of dried grains, splashed with milk. But the milk, she changes. What happens when you add milk to cereal? It transforms, but into what?...

Posted: Sep. 29, 2017



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