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Milk is many things



Breakfast cereal. A seemingly simple concoction of dried grains, splashed with milk. But the milk, she changes. What happens when you add milk to cereal? It transforms, but into what?...

Posted: Sep. 29, 2017



Shady Daycares



Child raising has many trials and tribulations. What do you feed them so they're the most healthy? How much Dora the Explorer is safe for any one creature, and is what she's exploring safe for childre...

Posted: Sep. 27, 2017



Walrus Time!



Ever wonder why we spell certain words the way we do, and what sense any of it really makes in the end? Was your English teacher just trying to confuse you? Well, maybe. Or maybe not......

Posted: Sep. 25, 2017



Halloween Tips



It's coming up on that time of year again. Youngsters prancing through the night in search of sugary delights with which to stuff their faces.

Well, it's not all fun and games. Here are some import...

Posted: Sep. 18, 2017



Thinsipiration?



As product advertising characters go, Mrs. Thinster is a delightfully uninspired caricature designed to make middle-aged women feel fat, so as to sell more of these "thin" cookies.

She's got secre...

Posted: Sep. 13, 2017



If they VAPE...



A new study from the US Department of Fish and Wildlife has confirmed what many people suspected for a long time now.

Yes, it seems that the chemicals found in your average vape vaper may contribut...

Posted: Sep. 11, 2017



Army Breakfast Tips



Ah, the US Army. A bastion of knowledge. They make instructional films for everything from the maintenance of complex military hardware, to how be to polish DVDs of "Cop And A Half," to... well... get...

Posted: Sep. 09, 2017



American Bore Story



So, here's my experience with the show American Horror Story.


"Hey, man. You should check out American Horror Story."
"Oh, okay. I'll watch it."
"What did you think?"
"I watched a season. It w...

Posted: Sep. 06, 2017



Gym Time!



Time to go to the gym! Aw, nuts. They're closed. Maybe next time...

Posted: Aug. 23, 2017



Dorm room TERROR!



Attending college can be frightening. Being away from your home and everyone you know, paired up with a random stranger to live with for a full academic year. Well, imagine that, coupled with a new "f...

Posted: Aug. 17, 2017



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