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What's in Judge Judy?



Ever wonder what's inside America's most popular small-claims TV judge? Well, I've put together a handy chart, so you can reference it when you're watching the world's most ridiculous neighbors bicker...

Posted: Jun. 18, 2018



Ask your doctor



Available by prescription only....

Posted: Jun. 14, 2018



Know The Signs



They could be anywhere, at any time, waiting... watching... Learn how to spot them and save yourself time and money, maybe. If you were referred here from this graphic on social media or something, I'...

Posted: Jun. 04, 2018



Corporate History: Arby's



Ah, Arby's. The humble meat-themed fast foodery. They truly experienced the struggle to get their business off the ground....

Posted: Jun. 02, 2018



Corporate History: Kellogg's



In a fit of curiosity, I decided to look into the history of the company responsible for making breakfast what it is today. Namely, a bland, hurried affair....

Posted: May. 31, 2018



Thrill of the Tax



Coming soon for the XBone, the tale of a secret order of accountants who have exerted their influence over history for centuries. You take the role as chief accountant, and are sworn to undertake dang...

Posted: May. 25, 2018



Tom Clancy's Dog Sitter



Man, I was going thru my stuff and found this game. I used to love playing this with my friends, all jacked-up on Jolt Cola and cocaine, until the wee hours of the morning, before crashing and passing...

Posted: May. 18, 2018



Milkin' what now?



Ever wonder how the good people at your local organic bullshit co-op get you the premium non-bovine milk that everyone loves? By following these simple steps!...

Posted: May. 11, 2018



Cry Closet?



So, the University of Utah went and installed a box for students to weep in. I think this is ridiculous. Real life doesn't have such accommodations. You're just gonna have to cry in the break room lik...

Posted: May. 07, 2018



Road Trip Games!



A timeline of the various games played in cars which involve both perception and violence. So many siblings' arms, damaged. Anyhow, here's the chart. Seems "Slug Bug" is eternal....

Posted: May. 04, 2018



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