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Ever know someone who you just, for whatever reason, cannot stand? Someone you loathe, whose very existence infuriates you? Do they have a rotten child whom they don't discipline and you can tell is g...



Posted: Dec. 23, 2017

Super effective...





We all know someone like this. Fresh out of jail, or out of a terrible relationship, or a long stretch of something bad. Has a new boyfriend who wears stained wifebeaters year-round, calls her affecti...



Posted: Nov. 29, 2017

Shady Daycares





Child raising has many trials and tribulations. What do you feed them so they're the most healthy? How much Dora the Explorer is safe for any one creature, and is what she's exploring safe for childre...



Posted: Sep. 27, 2017

Keep Them Safe





Keep your loved ones safe from harm with this series of patent-pending restraints. So many tragedies happen every day as a result of children moving around, so do your part to prevent that with this f...



Posted: Jun. 05, 2017

Cartoon Life Lessons





Ah, cartoons. Be they the AM or afternoon kind, we all enjoyed watching them when we were young, sucking in every frame with delight, or sometimes mild apathy. Well, most all of them tried to teach le...



Posted: Mar. 14, 2017

Nostalgia





Just made this for the people who indulge in pointless nostalgia on social media. Hint: I don't like people who do that....



Posted: May. 21, 2016

Little Golden Books





We all remember those Little Golden Books, right? Well, guess who decided to write one? I think my first submission will be well-received by the publishing house, and I will be able to continue to tea...



Posted: Nov. 30, 2015

The Little Engine...





Children's books should tackle more complicated subjects. They shouldn't just be empty collections of platitudes and lessons in being yourself. News flash: being yourself gets you nowhere!

So, natu...



Posted: Jun. 26, 2015

Only 90s kids get this.





Yeah, so I've seen a million social media posts about "If you didn't ______, then you didn't have a childhood" made by little shits who grew up in the 1990s.

Let me tell you, I got awful sick of th...



Posted: Jul. 11, 2013

Childhood #2





Yeah, so I've seen a million social media posts about "If you didn't ______, then you didn't have a childhood" made by little shits who grew up in the 1990s.

Let me tell you, I got awful sick of th...



Posted: Jul. 11, 2013

Childhood #3





Yeah, so I've seen a million social media posts about "If you didn't ______, then you didn't have a childhood" made by little shits who grew up in the 1990s.

Let me tell you, I got awful sick of th...



Posted: Jul. 11, 2013

Childhood #4





Yeah, so I've seen a million social media posts about "If you didn't ______, then you didn't have a childhood" made by little shits who grew up in the 1990s.

Let me tell you, I got awful sick of th...



Posted: Jul. 11, 2013

Childhood #5





Yeah, so I've seen a million social media posts about "If you didn't ______, then you didn't have a childhood" made by little shits who grew up in the 1990s.

Let me tell you, I got awful sick of th...



Posted: Jul. 11, 2013


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