Grand Theft Wagon
New from Rockstar Games: Oregon Trail. The gritty game of pioneer life, death, and everything in between.
Posted: Apr. 01, 2019
Thrill of the Tax
Coming soon for the XBone, the tale of a secret order of accountants who have exerted their influence over history for centuries. You take the role as chief accountant, and are sworn to undertake dang...
Posted: May. 25, 2018
Tom Clancy's Dog Sitter
Man, I was going thru my stuff and found this game. I used to love playing this with my friends, all jacked-up on Jolt Cola and cocaine, until the wee hours of the morning, before crashing and passing...
Posted: May. 18, 2018
Road Trip Games!
A timeline of the various games played in cars which involve both perception and violence. So many siblings' arms, damaged. Anyhow, here's the chart. Seems "Slug Bug" is eternal....
Posted: May. 04, 2018
Ever have a boring day where you have to interact with people? Well, play this game and see how many strange looks or follow up question you get.
Posted: Mar. 26, 2018
The Oregon Life
Sometimes, one still feels the flow, even though rap is no longer the bread-and-butter of the day. What do you all think of my dope Oregon Trail fire?
Posted: Dec. 12, 2017
Black Friday 2017
It's that time of year again, when shopping gets to be a life-or-death struggle. Count the chills, thrills, spills, and kills as the news rolls along, cataloguing the mayhem and carnage of people in s...
Posted: Nov. 24, 2017
Be safe this holiday season. If you've had too much to drink, too much to eat, or are overwhelmed by crippling mental illness, be sure to call one of the new freelance car services that have taken the...
Posted: Nov. 23, 2017
Coming Soon in 2017!
So, here's a run down of the top ten LEAST anticipated video game releases for the upcoming year. This was based on a poll of like 6 gorillion gamers and is taken as the holy truth by like a dozen rel...
Posted: Feb. 06, 2017
Pokémon Go? Hell no.
Well, Pokémon GO is all the rage these days. It's supposedly revolutionary because it gets people up and active, interacting with video game elements in reality. That's all well and good, but I'm not...
Posted: Sep. 14, 2016
Drinking Game #23
Do you like drinking games with ridiculous concepts and rules? Well, have I got something for you. This drinking game is a sure winner, and does not involve anything aside from intoxicants and Latin f...
Posted: Jun. 20, 2016
Guess the Plot
There's a new game going around the 'net, where you briefly describe the plot of a movie you've never seen, based solely on what has shown up in passing.
Posted: Mar. 27, 2016
Grand Theft... wait, what?
Oh yeah! Living that thug life above the arctic circle. Jackin' pinnipeds, spearin' whales, clubbin' seals, beatin' up... snow prostitutes?
Posted: Feb. 04, 2016
Man vs Coleslaw
Some people out there are saying that the golden age of TV gameshows is behind us, but I say it lies ahead of us. Would your pit your stomach and your wits against five gallons of 'slaw?...
Posted: Jan. 04, 2016
Cancer: The Board Game!
You know the game of Life®, the board game with the little cars and the spinner? Yeah, this isn't like that game at all.
Posted: Nov. 16, 2015
The very popular recent series of kids' books, "The Hunger Games," have made for a very popular recent movie series.
Posted: May. 01, 2015
So, I was walking past the game store in the mall the other day, and I saw this game on the big ol' demo screen.
Posted: Aug. 21, 2014
Mr. T Simulator
Picked up this game for the Xbone today. Gonna see if it lives up to all the hype I've been hearing.
Posted: May. 27, 2014
Butt Slut Uppercut
I heard that all the kids want to camp out on Black Friday to buy this new game.
Posted: Nov. 21, 2013