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This year, get her...



This year, on Valentine's Day, be sure to get her the gift that will satisfy her like nothing else can....(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2019



Organic Yogurt, yum?



Organic yogurt. It's nature's goodness in a creamy, spoonable format. Well, sometimes nature's goodness just... isn't so good. 2016 was a year for taking bold chances on new and inspiring yogurt flavo...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 26, 2016



The classics are terrifying.



I sat down to watch what appeared to be a classic horror film, but I seem to have been bamboozled.
It think this is the bootleg Hong Kong version or something....(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 16, 2015



Planned Parenthorse?



So, I guess there was a big fight in Congress recently about that Planned Parenthood place. Seems one side likes it, and one side dislikes it.

In American politics, you get compromise where you mak...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 29, 2015



Urf Day Tip: reuse things!



Donate goods you can't recycle to places that can re-purpose them!...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 22, 2015



I Horse Horsing



I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
Here's #1.


To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 13, 2015



HorseSex Sim



So, I was walking past the game store in the mall the other day, and I saw this game on the big ol' demo screen.

I played it for about five minutes before determining that
a) people need to stop m...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 21, 2014



Pick up the phoooone!



I always wanted to put together a phone sex ad, just like all the other retarded phone sex ads out there, but instead of a "sexy girl" or a "hot stud," it'd be for a horse. I would loop some barnyard ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 05, 2013









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