This summer, a very special robot goes on a journey to make friends and learn about what it means to be alive... or... activated... or whatever. A touching film for the whole family....
Posted: May. 08, 2017
Have you ever wanted to fuck something and chop vegetables at the same time? Now presenting the FleshChop™ - the world's most satisfying kitchen aid.
Posted: Sep. 11, 2016
Buttsex hero! No, it's not a video game with a funny controller, but instead is a big-budget Hollywood production about a simple country boy who moves to Los Angeles to live out his dream of being an ...
Posted: Jan. 29, 2016
As long as it's grumpy
I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
Posted: Feb. 27, 2015
So, I was walking past the game store in the mall the other day, and I saw this game on the big ol' demo screen.
Posted: Aug. 21, 2014
From the masters of anus-friction-related horror, comes a story of what happens when the guy from Growing Pains (not Kirk Cameron) gets trapped on an island full of cannibals who like it in the dumper...
Posted: Jul. 01, 2014
Everyone needs education, and especially sex education. But, how do you provide that much-needed sex ed with only boring reference manuals and textbooks? It's not like you can get prostitutes on an ed...
Posted: Feb. 13, 2014
Sex Toy Contest
So then, I entered a contest to design a sex toy.
Posted: Aug. 21, 2013
Pick up the phoooone!
I always wanted to put together a phone sex ad, just like all the other retarded phone sex ads out there, but instead of a "sexy girl" or a "hot stud," it'd be for a horse. I would loop some barnyard ...
Posted: Feb. 05, 2013