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Ejaculo!





This summer, a very special robot goes on a journey to make friends and learn about what it means to be alive... or... activated... or whatever. A touching film for the whole family....



Posted: May. 08, 2017

The FleshChop™





Have you ever wanted to fuck something and chop vegetables at the same time? Now presenting the FleshChop™ - the world's most satisfying kitchen aid.

Chop, dice, and mince effortlessly while furi...



Posted: Sep. 11, 2016

Buttsex Hero!





Buttsex hero! No, it's not a video game with a funny controller, but instead is a big-budget Hollywood production about a simple country boy who moves to Los Angeles to live out his dream of being an ...



Posted: Jan. 29, 2016

As long as it's grumpy





I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers.
This is #34.
What do YOU brake for?

To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....



Posted: Feb. 27, 2015

HorseSex Sim





So, I was walking past the game store in the mall the other day, and I saw this game on the big ol' demo screen.

I played it for about five minutes before determining that
a) people need to stop m...



Posted: Aug. 21, 2014

Buttsex Island





From the masters of anus-friction-related horror, comes a story of what happens when the guy from Growing Pains (not Kirk Cameron) gets trapped on an island full of cannibals who like it in the dumper...



Posted: Jul. 01, 2014

Sex Machine





Everyone needs education, and especially sex education. But, how do you provide that much-needed sex ed with only boring reference manuals and textbooks? It's not like you can get prostitutes on an ed...



Posted: Feb. 13, 2014

Sex Toy Contest





So then, I entered a contest to design a sex toy.
This was my design.

I made it usable by both sexes, and with a ghost-themed design, to capture the fetish market.

If I win, then they'll make m...



Posted: Aug. 21, 2013

Pick up the phoooone!





I always wanted to put together a phone sex ad, just like all the other retarded phone sex ads out there, but instead of a "sexy girl" or a "hot stud," it'd be for a horse. I would loop some barnyard ...



Posted: Feb. 05, 2013

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