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Ferret Feedin'



What do I feed my ferret?! Anyone who owns a a stretch-rat knows they'll eat just about anything, but there are certain things you just shouldn't be feeding them.

Note: Regardless of what you feed ...

Posted: Aug. 15, 2017



Free Stuff!



Every now and then, you're gonna want to get rid of something, so you tell the world it is FREE, to expedite matters. This seems like it should be a simple thing, right? You say "please take this what...

Posted: Aug. 07, 2017



Dealing With Police



There's a lot of talk these days about law enforcement officers and their conduct. Some people say that a smart citizen knows their rights, and brings them up frequently when addressed by police. But ...

Posted: Aug. 02, 2017



Hungry Woman



For the woman on the go who wants to get something to eat. TV dinners join the 21st century with these bold new offerings....

Posted: Jul. 19, 2017



Chew Tang Clan



Everyone's favorite rap group has outdone themselves with this feat of co-branding. New Chew Tang Clan packs flavor like you've never seen. ...

Posted: Jul. 07, 2017



The horror?



Out getting myself a gang of bangs, when I noted this odd character. Godzilla, Jason, and King Kong are all fine, but I guess Freddy needed some better eyes? Search me......

Posted: Jul. 03, 2017



Squeezins



You may have heard tell of the monsters who walk among us in civilized society. This is their sign...

Posted: Jul. 01, 2017



Like chili?



Chili! We all love it, and now we can get it to go in a convenient travel cup. The new widemouth straw makes sure you get every last morsel of delicious chili while you're on the go!...

Posted: Jun. 27, 2017



New from Listerine!



Mint this and mint that... mouthwash has no flavor anymore. Everyone wants fresh breath, but only ListerineĀ® can bring you old world charm along with it. Available in the pasta sauce aisle....

Posted: Jun. 23, 2017



New from Taco Bell



New from Taco BellĀ® comes the latest in a line of co-branded taste treats. You've had the DoritosĀ® Locos Taco, and the Nude Chicken Taco, well now it's time to slide down the mountain with our new E...

Posted: Jun. 16, 2017



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