Corona Virus Names
It's an outbreak! A global pandemic! Shit's getting cray (possibly even cray-cray) out there, and people are being locked down and quarantined. However, I swear people are calling this disease, offici...
Posted: Mar. 23, 2020
Happy Valentine's Day
Yeah, I know. Everyone does one of these. Well, you know what? I can follow trends if I want to! I can have the good, clean(uh) fun that comes from giving those candy hearts a good send-up. Enjoy. Or ...
Posted: Feb. 13, 2020
Book Club #3
Another from my recent work with SauceTown Magazine
Posted: Jan. 30, 2020
Don't Ask Santa!
Santa knows a lot about you. Almost as much as Facebook and Google do. But we don't know a lot about him. He gets a lot of the same requests, over and over, and apparently, he's pretty sick of some of...
Posted: Dec. 23, 2019
The movie everyone's talking about. Part of my work for Saucetown Magazine....
Posted: Dec. 12, 2019
Ever reach a point 'n yer life wherein the person ya dun married just ain't right for ya anymore? Well, COME ON DOWN to Country Bill's Divorce Emporium. Free hot dogs for the kids....
Posted: Oct. 25, 2019
Oh, PETA. The animal rights organization which seems like a well-meaning cause célèbre, but is actually helmed by people who consider your pet cat to be a "slave." Fresh off their attempt to rename ...
Posted: Sep. 18, 2019
John Travolta is allowed in front of a camera yet again, this time taking advantage of the fact that apparently nobody will stop him. Behold the 90 minutes that terrified a nation....
Posted: Jul. 29, 2019
In this month's SauceTown Magazine, there's a review of this wonderful book, which contains all sorts of tips, tricks, and secrets with regard to avoiding baby showers....
Posted: Jul. 15, 2019
New from Hostess!
The snack cake you've been waiting for is finally here. Pure, creamy, whipped pork meets decadent chocolate cake for a flavor combination that will have you oinking for more! Available wherever fine p...
Posted: May. 29, 2019