Relative Toilet Comfort Levels
Home is where the heart is, perhaps, but home is definitely where you'd probably rather use the john.
Posted: Aug. 06, 2020
Generation Z, or Zoomers, as they're also known, are the generation born between 1998 and 2012. They seem to have invented a unique library of nearly-monosyllabic vernacular expressions which can, and...
Posted: Jul. 06, 2020
It's a time of tumult and change. People are re-evaluating old institutions and trying to appease a crowd hungry for something new and progressive... and also hungry for pancakes!
Posted: Jun. 26, 2020
A fake cover I did for the people over at Saucetown Magazine who always appreciate a good indictment of the wine industry....
Posted: Jun. 15, 2020
Stallone IS Carbo!
In the war against weight gain, one man takes to the streets to make people aware of their carbohydrate intake. With an action-packed, high protein style, and a load of simple meal ideas, Carbo is rea...
Posted: May. 22, 2020
Reality TV is BACK!
Coming this fall, to FOX television: what happens when you put 10 horny strangers on an island full of booze and drugs? Well, exactly what you'd expect, but this time, the catch is that one of them se...
Posted: Apr. 20, 2020
We've all been there. You're bored, been cooped-up in the house for who even knows how long, and you just finished shaving your face, and are ready to jump in the shower, when you look down, and wonde...
Posted: Apr. 14, 2020
Okay, okay. This is real dumb, but hey, what can you do? I'm just trying to have a little fun here. Get off my back! ...
Posted: Apr. 04, 2020
Corona Virus Names
It's an outbreak! A global pandemic! Shit's getting cray (possibly even cray-cray) out there, and people are being locked down and quarantined. However, I swear people are calling this disease, offici...
Posted: Mar. 23, 2020
Happy Valentine's Day
Yeah, I know. Everyone does one of these. Well, you know what? I can follow trends if I want to! I can have the good, clean(uh) fun that comes from giving those candy hearts a good send-up. Enjoy. Or ...
Posted: Feb. 13, 2020