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Creamed Corn


We all know that this particular foodstuff was invented specifically to provide entertainment for your gastro-intestinal tract.

Not just any entertainment, it's a damn THRILL RIDE for your shit chute. If your colon could scream in exhilaration, it would.

Buy some creamed corn today, and make your intestines feel like a kid again.

Posted: Jan. 24, 2015

Tags: creamed corn, corn, food

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