Squirrels!
There are predominantly two kinds of squirrels in the continental USA. I had no idea how to tell them apart until recently, after a very scientific study on squirrel bits. Now, my knowledge can help you!
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As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
There are predominantly two kinds of squirrels in the continental USA. I had no idea how to tell them apart until recently, after a very scientific study on squirrel bits. Now, my knowledge can help you!