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American Bore Story

So, here's my experience with the show American Horror Story.

"Hey, man. You should check out American Horror Story."
"Oh, okay. I'll watch it."
"What did you think?"
"I watched a season. It was terrible. Just awful."
"Oh, you must have watched the wrong season, they're all different. It's an anthology, you know."
"I see. Okay, let me try again."
"This is still terrible!"
"You really have to watch season number..."
"Stop! Just stop! Are you getting paid for every person you can get to watch this awful show? Are you getting paid by each minute they do, if so? It's just bad, BAD I TELLS YA!"
"Well, maybe if you juuuust watched one more seas-"
"No! A thousand times no!"

I wanted to like it. I really did. The hype and the fans all made it seem like something was there. There just wasn't.

If you like it, good for you. Me? I can't stand it.

Posted: Sep. 06, 2017

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