Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
As product advertising characters go, Mrs. Thinster is a delightfully uninspired caricature designed to make middle-aged women feel fat, so as to sell more of these "thin" cookies.
She's got secrets though. Dark secrets.
Learn from Mrs. Thinster.
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