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Zuck run amok!

In recent days, there have been a series of rather light-hearted and G-rated memes on social media, poking fun of Facebook lord and master Mark Zuckerberg for seeming stiff and impersonal, like a robo...

Posted: Nov. 29, 2017


Sweeteners! They're in everything, but mostly drinks. Drinks are also where you tend to notice them the most. I have taken it upon myself to rank the most popular sweeteners (if you're disappointed yo...

Posted: Nov. 28, 2017

Frosty wants to see

You tell me what the more compassionate energy option is: the one that saved Frosty from a lifetime of disability and shame, or the one that killed him without remorse, like he were a common orangutan...

Posted: Nov. 26, 2017

Bottom 10 gift ideas

In a recent poll of retail workers in the United States, these items were found to have the worst sales and/or highest return for non-replacement figures in the entire shoppingverse. Be advised when y...

Posted: Nov. 25, 2017

Black Friday 2017

It's that time of year again, when shopping gets to be a life-or-death struggle. Count the chills, thrills, spills, and kills as the news rolls along, cataloguing the mayhem and carnage of people in s...

Posted: Nov. 24, 2017

Uber/Lyft Bingo

Be safe this holiday season. If you've had too much to drink, too much to eat, or are overwhelmed by crippling mental illness, be sure to call one of the new freelance car services that have taken the...

Posted: Nov. 23, 2017

Bux Cup

So, Starbucks has finally figured out how to release a holiday cup which will not end in any controversy. They picked a design that cannot possibly offend anyone of any religious tradition at all. It'...

Posted: Nov. 21, 2017


I don't like to talk about politics. At all. Ever. Especially publicly. Nobody gives a fuck what anyone's political views are. However, do not confuse this for a political post, despite the fact that ...

Posted: Nov. 18, 2017

Old Folks' Hole.

Most people love, or at least don't hate, their older relatives, be they grandparents, aunts, uncles, or whomever. Spending time with the older generation is a tradition, and many enjoy sharing storie...

Posted: Nov. 17, 2017

Pizza Ordering Tips!

Ever think you could be doing a better job of ordering pizza on the phone? Well, I have some surefire tips to help you maximize the quality of your pizza delivery experience. Read and learn!...

Posted: Nov. 16, 2017

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