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Did you know #23



Ever not know something? Well, now you can know things! Behold!...

Posted: Mar. 22, 2018



St. Cracktricks Day



Like many other humans, I also shop at various places for various goods. Some of those places boggle my mind with their product offerings. This is one such instance of that happening.

It should be ...

Posted: Mar. 14, 2018



Random Dialogue #15



Sometimes, the background noise of life around you is a beautiful symphony. Sometimes, it's the annoyed noise of some hairy guy behind you in line. The hairy guy is fairly amusing, though....

Posted: Mar. 09, 2018



Porn Ratings



Thanks to the Adult Content Ratings Board, people everywhere can pick out pornography for their entertainment, and not be surprised by any of the content in it.

Thanks, ACRB!...

Posted: Mar. 09, 2018



Random Dialogue #14



I've been making it a habit to note things I've heard in public which I find amusing. This one came from a disgruntled fellow in an admission line, who was airing his grievance to either the guy stand...

Posted: Mar. 05, 2018



A New Business



Sometimes, the world of business will open itself up for untold fortune and limitless opportunity if you have a good enough idea. I believe I have a good enough idea. Hybrid businesses are the wave of...

Posted: Feb. 21, 2018



Random Dialogue #13



Sometimes, I leave my cozy seat in front of my desk and venture out into the real world, so that I might drink deeply of the environment and culture I share with my fellow human beings.

By that, I ...

Posted: Feb. 19, 2018



Random Dialogue #12



Sometimes, I leave my cozy seat in front of my desk and venture out into the real world, so that I might drink deeply of the environment and culture I share with my fellow human beings.

By the abov...

Posted: Feb. 18, 2018



A Well-Balanced Breakfast



Is your morning meal getting boring? Are you tired of the same old thing, over and over again? Well, the Cap'n™ has just the thing! It's positively crawling with flavor and goodness that's very much...

Posted: Feb. 08, 2018



More Horoscopes



Star signs. The zodiac. Horoscopes. Astrology. Mumbo. Jumbo. Hocus. Pocus? Whatever you want to call it, it's here, and it's as real as anything on the Internet.

What does the future hold for you?...

Posted: Jan. 30, 2018



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