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I once killed a man for asking me to help him commit suicide.

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Colors! C-c-c-c-colors!

Yup, there we have it. The gang colors of the past were much more elaborate and festive, and the violence that went with these seemingly foppish getups would make modern-day "gangstas" shit their pant...

Posted: Jan. 18, 2018

Alt Universe Fact #32

The universe contains so many mysteries. The multiverse hypothesis states that every decision ever made by... anything... results in a branch-off into an alternate universe for the road not taken.


Posted: Jan. 14, 2018

2017 In Review

2017 has been a hell of a year. I don't know about the rest of you out there, but I sure learned a lot. What exactly did I learn? Well, I wrote it down for you in convenient list format. Enjoy....

Posted: Dec. 31, 2017

Gift Ideas

Ever know someone who you just, for whatever reason, cannot stand? Someone you loathe, whose very existence infuriates you? Do they have a rotten child whom they don't discipline and you can tell is g...

Posted: Dec. 23, 2017

Time to Read!

We all wish we had more time to read, but sometimes modern life is so hectic, it can be hard to find a moment to indulge yourself. The United Literacy Council has a few tips to help find yourself some...

Posted: Dec. 19, 2017

The Oregon Life

Sometimes, one still feels the flow, even though rap is no longer the bread-and-butter of the day. What do you all think of my dope Oregon Trail fire?

Note: Since I live in Oregon, I can make Orego...

Posted: Dec. 12, 2017

Favorite Celebrations

In an extra-official* poll, I was able to find out what people are celebrating in December these days.

Posted: Dec. 11, 2017

Top ten WORST

These are the worst pickup lines from fellas on the make in 2017. Trust me, guys, don't use these... they don't work as well as one might think....

Posted: Dec. 08, 2017

Deals a-plenty!

Time to check out the circulars which come in that old-fashioned thing called a "news paper." I think they're all 97% advertising at this point anyway, with one fluff piece in the back about a watersk...

Posted: Dec. 02, 2017

Super effective...

We all know someone like this. Fresh out of jail, or out of a terrible relationship, or a long stretch of something bad. Has a new boyfriend who wears stained wifebeaters year-round, calls her affecti...

Posted: Nov. 29, 2017

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