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Choose Again



Another in a series of children's adventure books where you pick the uncomfortable, disgusting, and therapy-inducing ending. A lovely summer read....

Posted: Jun. 02, 2017



Movie Time



It's a big movie-watching weekend. So many titles hitting the screen, and a lot of them are sequels or prequels. I can seldom make heads or tails of things just from watching trailers, so I came up wi...

Posted: May. 19, 2017



Attention!



For when you're just out of fucks to give...

Posted: May. 18, 2017



Choose Your Destiny



I always loved those books where you get to pick the outcome. In this tale, someone made a shitty joke, and now everyone has to attend a mandatory seminar. Dodge the perils of the office as you attemp...

Posted: May. 17, 2017



Romance Novel #2



Ah, the treasure people leave behind at bus stops. ...

Posted: May. 13, 2017



Ejaculo!



This summer, a very special robot goes on a journey to make friends and learn about what it means to be alive... or... activated... or whatever. A touching film for the whole family....

Posted: May. 08, 2017



Horoscopes!



You may not have known it, but one of my many degrees is in Horoscology, or the study of star signs, and other Zodiac shit. Naturally, the chief tool in this field is the Horoscope. It helps predict w...

Posted: May. 03, 2017



Huh, she what?



Writing is hard work, and television writing especially so. There's an intense brainstorming process involved for most everything we see. I managed to find some notes from an old writing session, wher...

Posted: May. 01, 2017



Evil Life Tip #17



A slightly evil life tip for how to score yourself a tropical vacation without paying your own money for it. Proceed at your own risk....

Posted: Apr. 25, 2017



Lobster Frap



Not to be outdone by their success with the unicorn frappuccino®, Starbucks™ has decided to go for a double by releasing yet another flavored frap, and of course, it's only available for a limited ...

Posted: Apr. 24, 2017



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