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Army Breakfast Tips



Ah, the US Army. A bastion of knowledge. They make instructional films for everything from the maintenance of complex military hardware, to how be to polish DVDs of "Cop And A Half," to... well... get...

Posted: Sep. 09, 2017



American Bore Story



So, here's my experience with the show American Horror Story.


"Hey, man. You should check out American Horror Story."
"Oh, okay. I'll watch it."
"What did you think?"
"I watched a season. It w...

Posted: Sep. 06, 2017



Gym Time!



Time to go to the gym! Aw, nuts. They're closed. Maybe next time...

Posted: Aug. 23, 2017



Dorm room TERROR!



Attending college can be frightening. Being away from your home and everyone you know, paired up with a random stranger to live with for a full academic year. Well, imagine that, coupled with a new "f...

Posted: Aug. 17, 2017



Ferret Feedin'



What do I feed my ferret?! Anyone who owns a a stretch-rat knows they'll eat just about anything, but there are certain things you just shouldn't be feeding them.

Note: Regardless of what you feed ...

Posted: Aug. 15, 2017



Free Stuff!



Every now and then, you're gonna want to get rid of something, so you tell the world it is FREE, to expedite matters. This seems like it should be a simple thing, right? You say "please take this what...

Posted: Aug. 07, 2017



Dealing With Police



There's a lot of talk these days about law enforcement officers and their conduct. Some people say that a smart citizen knows their rights, and brings them up frequently when addressed by police. But ...

Posted: Aug. 02, 2017



Hungry Woman



For the woman on the go who wants to get something to eat. TV dinners join the 21st century with these bold new offerings....

Posted: Jul. 19, 2017



Chew Tang Clan



Everyone's favorite rap group has outdone themselves with this feat of co-branding. New Chew Tang Clan packs flavor like you've never seen. ...

Posted: Jul. 07, 2017



The horror?



Out getting myself a gang of bangs, when I noted this odd character. Godzilla, Jason, and King Kong are all fine, but I guess Freddy needed some better eyes? Search me......

Posted: Jul. 03, 2017



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