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Urf Day 2017



It's Urf Day once again, and I have some delightful and practical tips on how to do nice things for the ol' Urf. Yeah, you. Everyone can make a difference, if they just believe in themselves or some s...

Posted: Apr. 22, 2017



My first what now?



Living in a police state as we do, it's sometimes tough to explain certain concepts to kids. Concepts like why an authority figure might need to thumb their buttholes for reasons of security, and why ...

Posted: Apr. 21, 2017



DogMAGIC!



You're tired, the kids are shrieking because they're hungry, and all you have are some odds and ends in the refrigerator. What's a working mom to do? Well, with new DogMAGICâ„¢, you can serve fresh ho...

Posted: Apr. 19, 2017



A good source of protein.



Indulge in decadence by getting yourself a box of these delightful treats. They're pure meat, dipped in pure milk chocolate, for a taste sensation that will have you robbing people at bus stations in ...

Posted: Apr. 11, 2017



The bird!



It seems to be a standby. Regardless of age, race, gender, or economic background, there's always that one person who thinks it's a good idea to flip off the camera. Unless your picture's being taken ...

Posted: Apr. 08, 2017



Parenting Books



Parenting is tough, and nobody wants to foster the growth of another generation of inept adult children. What to do? Well, a behavioral therapist has shared her advice in this new book. I can't put it...

Posted: Apr. 03, 2017



Jersey Prom Night...



It's happening more and more frequently, so it's time for an educational toy to teach kids all about that magical time in a young woman's life when she gives birth in a bathroom stall and mummifies a...

Posted: Mar. 29, 2017



American Grading



Why is the American letter grading system so odd-seeming? Well, it actually makes perfect sense if you think about it for a little bit, so come, let's do just that. You will not be graded....

Posted: Mar. 29, 2017



They's A Comin'



They are the US government's most insidious agriculture-based concern. Their shadowy presence reaches across the land and they act with impunity. So, you better eat your eggs. You better eat your eggs...

Posted: Mar. 22, 2017



Cartoon Life Lessons



Ah, cartoons. Be they the AM or afternoon kind, we all enjoyed watching them when we were young, sucking in every frame with delight, or sometimes mild apathy. Well, most all of them tried to teach le...

Posted: Mar. 14, 2017



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