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Proverb #8



Who knew it would be as easy as all that?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this proverb, while certainly forgotten, was forgotten relatively recently....

Posted: Jul. 27, 2015



Proverb #7



Sometimes, we need a little wisdom before we can bring ourselves to face the day. A little encouragement from those who came before us.
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Posted: Jul. 26, 2015



Proverb #6



I think Ben Franklin might have said this one, but I can't seem to find an attribution confirming this.
He was a wise fellow....

Posted: Jul. 25, 2015



Proverb #5



It's true. Problems only grow if you let them. However, sometimes some old-school advice can get those problems solved. Try it, won't you?...

Posted: Jul. 24, 2015



Mac Os?



Ever the innovators, Apple has managed to blow the lid off the breakfast market with its snazzy new iFood. For a reasonably modest entry cost (plus subscription fees), you too can own the breakfast ce...

Posted: Jul. 23, 2015



Proverb #4



Mind over matter. The power of positive thinking, and all that fun shit. ...

Posted: Jul. 22, 2015



Proverb #3



Glorious wisdom from the far East... side of town, where rents are cheap, and come with "fringe benefits" for the patient and quiet types....

Posted: Jul. 19, 2015



Shiver Me Timbers



Avast, landlubbers! Tis time to examine the world's swarthiest, and most popular erotic franchises, based on brigands of the high seas.

That's right. Time to read the list of the world's top ten pi...

Posted: Jul. 17, 2015



Proverb #2



Ah, the wisdom of the ancients. Or, uh, the East. Or was it native American shamans? Sufi mystics? Carl down at the plumbing store? ...

Posted: Jul. 15, 2015



Rejected Slogans 5



Some people have a knack for making good advertisements, but you know, you can't win them all. This one ended up in the can at the end of the day....

Posted: Jul. 14, 2015



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