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These are like the X-Files, but with less UFOs and more discussion of the government suppression of the Electric Pornograph.

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The Milkman Cometh

Every now and then, comes a film, so shocking in its nature that you can't help but watch it and eat loudly. This is one of those films. Based on real events in the summer of 1974. A small farming com...

Posted: Aug. 31, 2015

Summer Fresh!

Do you ever wonder how to make more mundane aspects of your life into something exciting? Well, don't we all, but usually, when we think of things, we don't think of feminine hygiene.

The good peop...

Posted: Aug. 25, 2015

What about ghosts?

I have always had an affinity for the paranormal, so I decided to write a book about the spirit world, and how to interface with it, in order to communicate. And by "communicate," I of course mean to ...

Posted: Aug. 18, 2015

Chicken Showdown

The bitter rivals in the chicken game finally go head-to-head. One shall stand, and one shall fall. The legendary struggle, finally brought to life on the big screen, and the chicken particulate is ab...

Posted: Aug. 10, 2015

Food Luge

Sometimes, you're in a rush. It's modern times, and nobody ever has time to devote their full attention to anything anymore! Crazy to think you can sit even your own family down for ten, or even five ...

Posted: Aug. 07, 2015

Did u know? Hollywood Edition.

Time for some more fun facts, this time, some things you may not have known about popular films.

Click to see them all...

Posted: Aug. 06, 2015

No Bully, pls!

It's back-to-school season, and this is something every parent should consider purchasing for their children. Better safe than sorry, you know....

Posted: Aug. 05, 2015

Imperial Russian Porn

What would have happened if Tsar Nicholas II wasn't executed by the filthy Bolsheviks, and had fled to California to get a fresh start on life? Find out when you watch "Porn Tsar" - the heartwarming a...

Posted: Jul. 31, 2015


Coming this holiday season, a down-and-out rapper witnesses terrorists kidnapping none other than Santa Claus in a back alley after a dice game on Christmas Eve.

Finding his magical sleigh down the...

Posted: Jul. 30, 2015

Proverb #10

Sometimes, it's about more than hard work to achieve your goals....

Posted: Jul. 29, 2015

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