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Proverb #3

Glorious wisdom from the far East... side of town, where rents are cheap, and come with "fringe benefits" for the patient and quiet types....

Posted: Jul. 19, 2015

Shiver Me Timbers

Avast, landlubbers! Tis time to examine the world's swarthiest, and most popular erotic franchises, based on brigands of the high seas.

That's right. Time to read the list of the world's top ten pi...

Posted: Jul. 17, 2015

Proverb #2

Ah, the wisdom of the ancients. Or, uh, the East. Or was it native American shamans? Sufi mystics? Carl down at the plumbing store? ...

Posted: Jul. 15, 2015

Rejected Slogans 5

Some people have a knack for making good advertisements, but you know, you can't win them all. This one ended up in the can at the end of the day....

Posted: Jul. 14, 2015

Rejected Slogans 4

Coming up with a successful slogan to sell a product is tough stuff! It requires draft after draft, and revision after revision. Sometimes, things just don't pass muster, and this is one of those thin...

Posted: Jul. 13, 2015

Rejected Slogans 3

Being in advertising means taking chances on ad campaigns. Being unconventional can mean total success or utter failure. Not everything can succeed...

Posted: Jul. 12, 2015

Rejected Slogans 2

Advertising is difficult. It's not all highballs and adultery like in that "Mad Men" show. It's selling creativity, which has to in turn sell products.

As a result, not all the slogans that adverti...

Posted: Jul. 10, 2015

Rejected Slogans 1

Advertising is a tough business. Ad agencies usually throw out more ideas than they ever use, and we're going to find out what didn't make the cut....

Posted: Jul. 09, 2015

The Little Engine...

Children's books should tackle more complicated subjects. They shouldn't just be empty collections of platitudes and lessons in being yourself. News flash: being yourself gets you nowhere!

So, natu...

Posted: Jun. 26, 2015

Gay Divorce!

In light of the US Supreme Court's decision stating that individual states cannot disallow gay marriage, it looks like ABC gave the greenlight to a drama based on gay marriages, or, more specifically,...

Posted: Jun. 26, 2015

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