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Diagnosis: Hulkamania



Coming this fall, a downtown hospital has trouble with an overload of new patients, so they hire the only man who can get it all done: Dr. Terrence Hogan. Watch as he impresses patients and staff alik...

Posted: Aug. 12, 2014



Relative Units of Measure



In case anyone needs clarification on the "new school" of relative units of measure, I happen to have made a handy chart. Clickity for full-size....

Posted: Jul. 30, 2014



The Great Ant Struggle



In 2014, there was a war going on in my kitchen. Thousands would fight, thousands would die. What can one man do against such reckless hunger?

Well, the Great Ant Struggle was eventually resolved b...

Posted: Jul. 03, 2014



Buttsex Island



From the masters of anus-friction-related horror, comes a story of what happens when the guy from Growing Pains (not Kirk Cameron) gets trapped on an island full of cannibals who like it in the dumper...

Posted: Jul. 01, 2014



Kill Bill Cosby



Grievously wronged by an evil pudding company, one sweater-wearing ninja takes on entire armies, and skilled assassins, just to get his chocolatey-sweet revenge. Coming this summer to a theater near y...

Posted: Jun. 30, 2014



Impossible Sausage



This winter, four friends discover an abandoned bratwurst museum behind a popular shopping mall, and end up being forced to somehow eat a full serving of sausage with some kind of crazy bullshit locke...

Posted: Jun. 20, 2014



Bumper Sticker Guide #2



Bumper sticker analysis: THE REVENGE!
Part 2 of until people stop pissing me off.
Part 1 can be found here, in case you missed it....

Posted: Jun. 19, 2014



PiƱa Kill-ada



When good drinks go bad.
Spending time on the beach with your favorite cocktail seemed like a good idea for five eager friends, but when they start dying in festive, tropical ways, the race is on to ...

Posted: Jun. 18, 2014



Booty. Booty! BOOTY!



Yes, I keep telling myself I'll stop making loops, but sometimes it's necessary, damnit!

In this particular case, I feel the world might need a clip espousing the glory of a quantity of booty. Ther...

Posted: May. 28, 2014



Keep on top of Tumblr



So, you're busy, and always on the go, but you love to be up on the latest social justice trends on Tumblr.

Just one problem: there are SO MANY to keep track of that it would take all day to find e...

Posted: May. 28, 2014



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