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Sympathy card #3



So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I'll...

Posted: Jun. 21, 2015



Sympathy card #3 w/WANG!



So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I've...

Posted: Jun. 21, 2015



Sympathy card #2



So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I'll...

Posted: Jun. 20, 2015



Sympathy cards



So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I'll...

Posted: Jun. 19, 2015



Reality TV is BACK!



This new show is an attempt at reviving the dying "dating reality show" genre, by upping the stakes and breaking new ground. Instead of putting up with finicky, spoiled humans, the selected bachelors ...

Posted: Jun. 18, 2015



Lifetime originals



Lifetime original programming is known for tackling issues that hit home with its core demographic: women aged 20-50.

Does this fit in, or has it gone too far?

Time will tell....

Posted: Jun. 15, 2015



Nature fiiight!



Nature shows are boring. Even when they get great footage of animals fighting, it's all been done before. I propose new animal fights, still all nature, but with a few jazzy additions that make it 10x...

Posted: Jun. 12, 2015



Proverb #1



Ah, the zen philopsphy of the Far East. Such wisdom contained in but the briefest of phrases. How profound. I think I might have to meditate.

Number 1 in possibly a series?...

Posted: Jun. 09, 2015



GoiterPro™



Have you ever dreamed of a better way to manage your goiter, and/or streamline the process of purchasing goiter-related supplies?

Well, from the makers of "We're sure it's cancer" WebMD, comes Goit...

Posted: Jun. 07, 2015



Arsonist of Hope



A man travels the countryside, finding lost souls and sob stories as he goes. His magic gift with arson, however, leaves everyone he touches looking at life in a new light.

Golly, I love these hear...

Posted: Jun. 05, 2015



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