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Rejected Slogans 5



Some people have a knack for making good advertisements, but you know, you can't win them all. This one ended up in the can at the end of the day....

Posted: Jul. 14, 2015



Rejected Slogans 4



Coming up with a successful slogan to sell a product is tough stuff! It requires draft after draft, and revision after revision. Sometimes, things just don't pass muster, and this is one of those thin...

Posted: Jul. 13, 2015



Rejected Slogans 3



Being in advertising means taking chances on ad campaigns. Being unconventional can mean total success or utter failure. Not everything can succeed...

Posted: Jul. 12, 2015



Rejected Slogans 2



Advertising is difficult. It's not all highballs and adultery like in that "Mad Men" show. It's selling creativity, which has to in turn sell products.

As a result, not all the slogans that adverti...

Posted: Jul. 10, 2015



Rejected Slogans 1



Advertising is a tough business. Ad agencies usually throw out more ideas than they ever use, and we're going to find out what didn't make the cut....

Posted: Jul. 09, 2015



The Little Engine...



Children's books should tackle more complicated subjects. They shouldn't just be empty collections of platitudes and lessons in being yourself. News flash: being yourself gets you nowhere!

So, natu...

Posted: Jun. 26, 2015



Gay Divorce!



In light of the US Supreme Court's decision stating that individual states cannot disallow gay marriage, it looks like ABC gave the greenlight to a drama based on gay marriages, or, more specifically,...

Posted: Jun. 26, 2015



Rejected Car Names



I have compiled a list of car names once considered by major automotive manufacturers, but for whatever reason, simply didn't make the cut.

Can you see what the problem is? Me? I'd totally drive a ...

Posted: Jun. 25, 2015



GALLERY: Fire Safety



Fire safety is important, and for all the technology of the 21st century, prevention is still the key. But people can't ever do anything right, unless you're a total dick. Click to see what you can do...

Posted: Jun. 23, 2015



Sympathy card #3



So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I'll...

Posted: Jun. 21, 2015



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