Ah, the zen philopsphy of the Far East. Such wisdom contained in but the briefest of phrases. How profound. I think I might have to meditate.
Posted: Jun. 09, 2015
Have you ever dreamed of a better way to manage your goiter, and/or streamline the process of purchasing goiter-related supplies?
Posted: Jun. 07, 2015
Arsonist of Hope
A man travels the countryside, finding lost souls and sob stories as he goes. His magic gift with arson, however, leaves everyone he touches looking at life in a new light.
Posted: Jun. 05, 2015
Waffle House Bathroom TV
You know, I used to think I hated reality TV, but sometimes they formulate just the right concept to give everyone what they really want to see. What they want to see is humanity at its worst.
Posted: Jun. 04, 2015
Adventures in clickbait #2
Ok, I'm trying once again to make the most soulless, manipulative graphic possible, for the sheer sake of pulling traffic.
Posted: May. 28, 2015
From the network that brought you "Orangutan Paternity Suit," and "America's Strongest Mormon," comes a riveting hour-long drama about an unfrozen caveman who is recruited into the Detroit Police.
Posted: May. 25, 2015
So, in my ongoing experiments on how to be completely unscrupulous for personal gain, I'm launching some laboratory-grade clickbait on to social media, to gauge if my "click sense" is tuned to that of...
Posted: May. 20, 2015
Ah, how could the world have forgotten the works of Marcus Q. Mark? Oh wait, they didn't!
Posted: May. 17, 2015
Savage Henry Cover
Last month, I was asked to do an "alternate universe" style cover for some chums at Savage Henry Independent Times in the theme of "punk," and so I did.
Posted: May. 09, 2015
Adolf at the bat
Just when you thought there would never be another good underdog sports movie, along comes "Designated Hitler!"
Posted: Apr. 28, 2015