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Squeezins



You may have heard tell of the monsters who walk among us in civilized society. This is their sign...

Posted: Jul. 01, 2017



Like chili?



Chili! We all love it, and now we can get it to go in a convenient travel cup. The new widemouth straw makes sure you get every last morsel of delicious chili while you're on the go!...

Posted: Jun. 27, 2017



New from Listerine!



Mint this and mint that... mouthwash has no flavor anymore. Everyone wants fresh breath, but only ListerineĀ® can bring you old world charm along with it. Available in the pasta sauce aisle....

Posted: Jun. 23, 2017



New from Taco Bell



New from Taco BellĀ® comes the latest in a line of co-branded taste treats. You've had the DoritosĀ® Locos Taco, and the Nude Chicken Taco, well now it's time to slide down the mountain with our new E...

Posted: Jun. 16, 2017



Choose #3



Yet another in a line of "Choose Your Own Adventure" stories. Man, I sure loved these as a kid. I must have read them all. ...

Posted: Jun. 12, 2017



Most Popular Searches



Here's a map sorting the 50th most popular search trends for pornographic material, according to the Internet's 37th most popular smut aggregator. The top searches are always so bland, but the real ch...

Posted: Jun. 08, 2017



Keep Them Safe



Keep your loved ones safe from harm with this series of patent-pending restraints. So many tragedies happen every day as a result of children moving around, so do your part to prevent that with this f...

Posted: Jun. 05, 2017



Choose Again



Another in a series of children's adventure books where you pick the uncomfortable, disgusting, and therapy-inducing ending. A lovely summer read....

Posted: Jun. 02, 2017



Movie Time



It's a big movie-watching weekend. So many titles hitting the screen, and a lot of them are sequels or prequels. I can seldom make heads or tails of things just from watching trailers, so I came up wi...

Posted: May. 19, 2017



Attention!



For when you're just out of fucks to give...

Posted: May. 18, 2017



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