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Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.

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GALLERY: Historical Quotes

I'm something of an amateur historian, and so I'll share a collection of less well-known quotes from famous historical figures. Click here to see all....

Posted: Oct. 28, 2014

Stalin in SPACE!

Terror... Soviet style!

Two brave cosmonauts, Ivan Ivanovich and Sergei Ilyich, accompany the frozen body of Josef Stalin into orbit, in order to send his body into the cosmos and send a message to...

Posted: Oct. 01, 2014

GALLERY: Nature Facts!

I've collected a handful of unusual nature facts, to enlighten my readers as to the splendor of nature. Click here to see them!...

Posted: Sep. 30, 2014

Golden Girls 2014

Flash-forward. All of the Golden Girls have been eliminated, except for one. Enter a nightmare web of intrigue, sex, and lies that has become Rose's life.
Follow her quest to avenge the others while ...

Posted: Sep. 14, 2014


What happens when everybody's favorite Shaq joins the local police force? Why, it's a non-stop rollercoaster of thrills, chills, spills, and kills! Topped with those one-of-a-kind Shaq catch phrases t...

Posted: Sep. 05, 2014

Rat ID Chart

So, I made a handy chart for my pal Jesse Lindsay, comparing the appearance and habits of the European Black Rat (rattus rattus) and the Norwegian Brown Rat (rattus norvegicus) - so that he could dete...

Posted: Sep. 04, 2014

Lion With a Penis

So, I was perusing social media the other day, and I say some utterly ridiculous and far-too-serious conversation in my feed, between a bunch of chuckleheads I don't know.

Standard stuff for the so...

Posted: Sep. 03, 2014


So, with all the alt-school models floating around these days, I figured there needs to be one centered around a more thrashing-oriented structure that encourages kids to learn as fast as their tolera...

Posted: Aug. 27, 2014

HorseSex Sim

So, I was walking past the game store in the mall the other day, and I saw this game on the big ol' demo screen.

I played it for about five minutes before determining that
a) people need to stop m...

Posted: Aug. 21, 2014

Hot Dogs!

Hotdogs, hot dogs, hotdogs, hot dogs, hotdogs... in your dreams, in every mirror, lurking behind every corner, on every painting, every billboard, every tree, leaf, and flower. Hotdogs, hot dogs, hotd...

Posted: Aug. 13, 2014

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