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Alternative Payment Methods



The original alternative payment methods....

Posted: Apr. 12, 2018



The Zuck factor



That Mark Zuckerberg, lord of online data collection and ruler of online media outlets, always under scrutiny for acting not quite right. Regardless of the reason, I've got some ideas I think he could...

Posted: Apr. 11, 2018



Goose Fact



Ah, the splendor of the natural world and all its creatures. ...

Posted: Apr. 04, 2018



Thirsty? Have a soda.



After a hard day's work, the flavor of the briny deep is there for you, to quench your thirst in a wiggly, undulating way. Pick up a smooth, refreshing can of TentaCola® today!...

Posted: Apr. 03, 2018



Things I Say To My Cat



Cats. Who doesn't like cats? Assholes, that's who. But cats themselves are assholes. Someone suggested I document things I say to my cat in a day, so I did. Here's the list....

Posted: Mar. 29, 2018



Legality!



Ever have a boring day where you have to interact with people? Well, play this game and see how many strange looks or follow up question you get.

Bonus points for explaining yourself without mentio...

Posted: Mar. 26, 2018



Did you know #23



Ever not know something? Well, now you can know things! Behold!...

Posted: Mar. 22, 2018



St. Cracktricks Day



Like many other humans, I also shop at various places for various goods. Some of those places boggle my mind with their product offerings. This is one such instance of that happening.

It should be ...

Posted: Mar. 14, 2018



Random Dialogue #15



Sometimes, the background noise of life around you is a beautiful symphony. Sometimes, it's the annoyed noise of some hairy guy behind you in line. The hairy guy is fairly amusing, though....

Posted: Mar. 09, 2018



Porn Ratings



Thanks to the Adult Content Ratings Board, people everywhere can pick out pornography for their entertainment, and not be surprised by any of the content in it.

Thanks, ACRB!...

Posted: Mar. 09, 2018



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