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When I wrote my song "Ass-Kicking Genie," I was high on beaver pelts.


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Super effective...





We all know someone like this. Fresh out of jail, or out of a terrible relationship, or a long stretch of something bad. Has a new boyfriend who wears stained wifebeaters year-round, calls her affecti...



Posted: Nov. 29, 2017

Jersey Prom Night...





It's happening more and more frequently, so it's time for an educational toy to teach kids all about that magical time in a young woman's life when she gives birth in a bathroom stall and mummifies a...



Posted: Mar. 29, 2017

Baby on... what now?





So, I've come up with a brand new line of placards to put on your car, to let people know that you have, uh, special needs children in there....



Posted: Oct. 18, 2015

Proverb #5





It's true. Problems only grow if you let them. However, sometimes some old-school advice can get those problems solved. Try it, won't you?...



Posted: Jul. 24, 2015

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