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2017 In Review

2017 has been a hell of a year. I don't know about the rest of you out there, but I sure learned a lot. What exactly did I learn? Well, I wrote it down for you in convenient list format. Enjoy....

Posted: Dec. 31, 2017


I don't like to talk about politics. At all. Ever. Especially publicly. Nobody gives a fuck what anyone's political views are. However, do not confuse this for a political post, despite the fact that ...

Posted: Nov. 18, 2017

Politics n' Shit

So, it's an election year. You can always tell, because it seems everyone turns into a slavering shithead, even normally-sane-seeming people. Well, I'm doing my part to not be like that. No politics h...

Posted: Mar. 29, 2016

Buttsex Island

From the masters of anus-friction-related horror, comes a story of what happens when the guy from Growing Pains (not Kirk Cameron) gets trapped on an island full of cannibals who like it in the dumper...

Posted: Jul. 01, 2014

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