Tweets by @wombstretcha503
Wombstretcha.com
When I wrote my song "Ass-Kicking Genie," I was high on beaver pelts.


Selected tag: war

← go back

Best in its class





Best in its class three years running. Runner up was the Nissan Leaf....



Posted: Jul. 14, 2018

Grown-up Tastes





You can dance around it, you can make excuses, you can say it's okay if it's gourmet, or handmade by monks. You can claim there are exceptions for certain things like chicken nuggets or fries. Hell, y...



Posted: Oct. 24, 2017

Halloween Tips





It's coming up on that time of year again. Youngsters prancing through the night in search of sugary delights with which to stuff their faces.

Well, it's not all fun and games. Here are some import...



Posted: Sep. 18, 2017

Army Breakfast Tips





Ah, the US Army. A bastion of knowledge. They make instructional films for everything from the maintenance of complex military hardware, to how be to polish DVDs of "Cop And A Half," to... well... get...



Posted: Sep. 09, 2017

Evil Life Tip #17





A slightly evil life tip for how to score yourself a tropical vacation without paying your own money for it. Proceed at your own risk....



Posted: Apr. 25, 2017

Participant Awards?





We live in an age where kids get award pretty much just for showing up to school.
But why is the label so bland as to be "participant?"

Everyone has things about them that we can celebrate instea...



Posted: Mar. 12, 2016

Vocab for Ewoks





Yeah, Ewoks. I know. The great debate amongst Star Wars fans rages still about whether Ewoks or Jar-Jar were worse additions to the movies. This will probably be argued forever, but one thing that can...



Posted: Dec. 30, 2015

The Great Ant Struggle





In 2014, there was a war going on in my kitchen. Thousands would fight, thousands would die. What can one man do against such reckless hunger?

Well, the Great Ant Struggle was eventually resolved b...



Posted: Jul. 03, 2014

X-Kramer





I got a request from an associate to add Kramer's (from "Seinfeld") hair onto Professor X (Patrick Stewart) in this still from the X-Mans movie.

I think I did ok, and since it was laying around, I ...



Posted: Jan. 30, 2014

← go back







© 2005 - 2017 Wombstretcha.com