Quote of the moment:
If you can't beat 'em, re-tweet 'em.
So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.
No matter, I'll make my own cards, and they'll be great for awkward situations.
(I only made 2 or 3, because I lost interest, sorry)