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Sympathy card #3



So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark.

No matter, I'll make my own cards, and they'll be great for awkward situations.

Posted: Jun. 21, 2015



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