Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
During World War II, the German minister of propaganda hatched a sinister plot to wreak havoc on the allies using a horde of ravenous, specially-bred rodents.
The project was top secret, and the evidence is only coming to light over the last few years. This documentary blows the lid off of GOEBBEL'S GERBILS!