Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...

Yeah, I get in trouble sometimes when I underestimate the ability of frozen pizza products to keep their seemingly fantastic promises.
I should have learned from my debacle with Bagel Bites. Yeah, when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime... then all of a sudden you're eating pizza bagels in the middle ages, being accosted by plague doctors. Sheesh.