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You actually have to have the facts before you can distort them to suit your narrative, dumbass.
In 2014, there was a war going on in my kitchen. Thousands would fight, thousands would die. What can one man do against such reckless hunger?
Well, the Great Ant Struggle was eventually resolved by use of chemical warfare, so I'm submitting it to Wikipedia.
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