Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
Ah, how could the world have forgotten the works of Marcus Q. Mark? Oh wait, they didn't!
In this delightful summer comedy vehicle, a young Mark Wahlberg goes back in time for no good reason and winds up antagonizing hyper-patriarch Noah on his ark full of animals.
It's full of hilarity, with the occasional tender moment as Marky Mark begins a budding romance with Noah's daughter Daisy.
Not one to miss this summer, unless you have something better to do, like commit suicide.