Quote of the moment:
There's no warning about cookies on this site because I don't use them. I would have no idea what to do with your information. Can you pawn it for drugs?

I had to do my own take on a timeless children's classic.
In this case, though, the tree isn't a doormat and a pushover, and doesn't let that kid use him and fuck up his entire life. But, the tree is a rapist, so, maybe it's still not a great lesson. I dunno.