Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
It's that time of year again. We celebrate consumption and disregard civility to do so. This Black Friday, don't go out. Instead, pull up a chair, dial into the news, and pour a stiff drink as you play this game celebrating humanity's awfulness.
Tags: black friday, shopping, humanity, injuries, trampling