Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...

It's coming up on that time of year again. Youngsters prancing through the night in search of sugary delights with which to stuff their faces.
Well, it's not all fun and games. Here are some important safety tips to carry you and your young ones through yet another Halloween season.
Enjoy!