Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...

Yup, there we have it. The gang colors of the past were much more elaborate and festive, and the violence that went with these seemingly foppish getups would make modern-day "gangstas" shit their pants. I mean, who clears way for a guy wearing a neckerchief and stovepipe hat? Someone who doesn't want to get sliced up, that's who.