Thirsty? Have a soda.
After a hard day's work, the flavor of the briny deep is there for you, to quench your thirst in a wiggly, undulating way. Pick up a smooth, refreshing can of TentaCola® today!
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In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.